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Old 07-31-2010, 11:28 AM   #59 (permalink)
LordEden
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Originally Posted by The_Jazz View Post
For those of you who haven't done it -and it's glaringly obvious that about 90% of the posters in this thread haven't - go back and read some of soma's earlier threads and posts. Because most of you clearly don't know much. So, dumbasses, before you get on your high horse for or against abortion, I humbly suggest that you know who the fuck you're talking about. Because, again, most of you don't. Which makes you suck, regardless or whatever opinion you have or don't have.

Those of you who've already done that know who you are - as do I and anyone else who've bothered to invest 5-10 minutes of their time. Thanks for that.

Soma - a few questions that are tough but need to be asked. Since I'm already the dickhead in this thread, I'll be the one to ask.

1) Are you sure she's pregnant or do you just have her word? Doctor confirmed?
2) Are you sure it's yours? I know you think its unlikely, but that didn't seem to be the case not that long ago.
3) What is she trying to get you to do? If it's anything beyond financial support at this stage, be suspicious.
4) Has she told anyone else she's pregnant? How is the announcement being made?
5) Are you trolling us?

Like I said, uncomfortable questions all around, but ones that need to be asked.
Yeah, "staying together for the kids" is a bullshit and epic fail move. The "kids" will know it and it never ends pretty. No one said "be a deadbeat dad", just don't stay dating this girl you are having problems with just for some accidental joining together of microscopic cells.

The_Jazz is right, these 5 questions *NEED* to be asked. Mainly 1 and 2. Coming from someone that has a woman cheat on him in every single relationship he has been in, find out if it's yours before signing anything. Hell, they sell DNA tests at CVS and walmart now. You will have to wait till the podling is out of the holding chamber before you can test it, but it needs to be done.

Also, women get pregnant to keep a relationship alive, I *know* this and it's a FUCKED UP situation to be in. Not all women (or men) are sane (as one poster commented) and that shit happens.

Personally, I say take her on a romantic day long horseback ride and hope for the best.
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