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The Teacher was trying to teach the alphabet to her students. To make it fun, she was going around the room and asking children to come up with words that started with certain letters. She started by asking.
"Who can tell me a word that starts with the letter A?"
Johnny's hand shot up. THe teacher KNEW he would say "ass", so she waited for another hand to go up.
"Jill?"
"Apple!" Said Jill.
The teacher kept going around the room, avoiding Johnny as best she could. When she got to R, she decided to call on JOhnny, because she could not think of any bad words that started with R.
"Johnny, what is a word that starts with R?" SHe started to cringe at what might come out of his mouth.
"Rat!" Johnny said. The teach started to relax. But then Johnny threw in:
"With a huge dick!"
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