I just like my coffee black and murky...
...yeah it may be boring but I just can't get into...hell I don't have a clue what anything on the menu in the op actually is. I'd probably stand there staring at trying to figure out which is the plain old coffee, only to order and be handed some giant mug full of whipped cream, sprinkles and fire crackers or some shit and be left wondering "d, do I drink it it or use a spoon?" I'm just fine with a 50 cent cup of sludge from a greasy spoon, at least I know what I'm getting.
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