I find this thread wildly entertaining.
Do I have something to contribute at the moment, though?
- "A man cannot produce chemically or commercially-viable natural oil from his person."
- "A man should not leave the oil in his car circulating unchecked for a period above
3.001 miles driven, assuming said man owns and cherishes a properly-working vehicle."
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi
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