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Well, there were also three Itlalian nuns from Luigi's church that did take the bus. Unfortunately, the bus had a terrible accident, and all three died. All three had been very good nuns, so when they met St. Peter at Heaven's Gate, he made each an offer: "Sisters, you have been so good, I'm going to let each of you choose a personality back on Earth and let you live her life for a day. Anyone you choose, and you don't have to be good."
So, the first nun said, "Oh, I wanna to be Gina Lollobrigida...she's a so sexy". And poof, off she went to be Gina.
The second nun said, "Ah, I wanna to be a Sophia Loren...she's a so beautiful". And poof, off she went.
The third nun said, "OK...I wanna to be a Virginia Pippalina."
St. Peter looked puzzled. Sister, we all know who Gina and Sophia are...who is this Virginia Pippalina?"
The sister held up a newspaper she brought along with the headline: "500 Men Lay Virginia Pipeline in 24 Hours"
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