06-26-2010, 07:15 PM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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9 Deaths of the Ninja Opening Credits
"lonelysandwich" explains:
Clearly, this was an attempt at some sort of a Bond-esque intro to the
1985 Shô Kosugi suckfest “Nine Deaths of the Ninja”, what with the sexy(?)
leotard dancers Vaselined to within an inch of their lives, the budget fog
machine, the best pop ballad $350 could buy, the delightful(?) interplay
between weaponry and the female form (which, would it have killed them
to rehearse first?).
Shô Kosugi was a hero to me as a kid. But had I seen this, my life might’ve
gone in a completely other direction. And not into ninjutsu. Like it did.
Because I practice the art of the stealth assassin. I’m a pirate. Now I’m
a wizard. Now I’m a sexy leotard dancer.
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi
Last edited by Jetée; 06-26-2010 at 07:17 PM..
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