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Originally Posted by Seaver
Actually I've started to do this. My brother in law is a wedding photographer... I've started putting down that for the last 7 months I've worked for his studio as a "Sales Consultant" and embellished the hell out of it. All I've done is help him lug crap too and from bridal fairs but there's no way you'd know that from my masterful resume skills.
Yeah I'm falsifying records but the HR departments are forcing me into it.
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Rule one for lying: don't tell ANYONE you've done it.
Seriously - what happens if in a year you've got your dream job, a colleague joins here and realises you're you, happens to mention the really hillarious thing he found out, and next you know, you're out for gross misconduct.