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Old 06-26-2010, 06:57 AM   #19 (permalink)
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On your resume put that you're doing "independent contracting" or working as a 1099 employee or something.

You can't find a job? Then lie.

Read more: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/general...#ixzz0ryGSQXEn
Actually I've started to do this. My brother in law is a wedding photographer... I've started putting down that for the last 7 months I've worked for his studio as a "Sales Consultant" and embellished the hell out of it. All I've done is help him lug crap too and from bridal fairs but there's no way you'd know that from my masterful resume skills.

Yeah I'm falsifying records but the HR departments are forcing me into it.
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