Hilarious, man.
It's like the hat enveloped your entire being, just growing larger and larger, eating away at all of you, save for the face of astonishment that has left you wondering, "
How in the hell did I let this happen to me?".
Unless, of course, there was never really a hat to begin with; or a Jagger sighting, I think.
(Just did some poking around in some online library in Oz, and came to find a few things.. namely
THIS, and some o'
THIS.)