I only eat things that were once alive. And in the living things categories, they have to be in the ANIMAL kingdom. That said, I LOVE all kinds of meat, the gamier the better. You have never eaten meat before in your life until you eat snake.
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Originally Posted by Cimarron29414
The number one reason I could never convert to Islam - I could never...ever...give up bacon! |
That's what many candidates for supermans job said.
GOD'S BOOMING VOICE FROM CLOUDS: I shall maketh you unto a giant! You shall be great! Tall halls will be leapt by a single Bound! No bullets shall pierce your skin! Man will forever immortalize you in lore as well as Legend! No sickness shall ail you , no drug affect you ... no ..
CROMPS: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! hold on a minute ... er, no
drug? What about alcohol dude?
GOD: ...
CROMPS: Ahhh, I see, I knew the post in craigslist was too good to be true ... anyway's, this sounds like too much of a responsibility ... I mean, saving all them people and not being able to drink? I'll just wait for the FBI to reply to my email!