Plan9

Whenever I'm rolling on one, I like to sing: "AIDS. I loathe thee." It also goes well with: "Screaming poo-factory. I loathe thee."

But, yeah... condoms suck. Until you get into a major long term relationship, they're the first and only line of defense you can trust.

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Condomania is a good source for condoms that "fit." Trying different brands also helps.

If you're in college, odds are they've got them for free in giant bins at the health center.

If you're not in college and live by one, I'd recommend pretending to be on the 6 year plan.

Condoms are expensive.

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