About (18 weeks) ago, an internet hoax started that said Bill Cosby is dead.
The announcement of me being dead may be a VIRUS. And now ladies and gentlemen
for my rebuttal. As you well know, a dead person cannot rebuttal. Therefore, I am rebuttaling
to tell you that when I heard the news I immediately began rebuttaling and went into denial.
My wife has just informed me that there is no such word as rebuttaling; she says the word is
rebutting. But I don't care, because I'm alive!


Thank you. PS. that's another thing dead people don't say.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi