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Condoms. I loathe thee.
Ok so I don't claim to be a condom connoisseur. I have used maybe 3 ever (lucky me?)
I've been fortunate enough to be in long term relationships with few women who were clean and on birth control and it made for me making it to 31 years old without any kids or STD's so....
Now that I'm single again, I've had a few run ins with having to use these infernally awful things.
The 1st one I used like 6 years ago was probably the only one that was tolerable, but was supplied by the woman.
now? I went and got some from a friend who had some spare.
These things have some absolutely cheesy and awful names/gimmicks, seriously? ruff ryder? sounds so goddamned immature. *roll eyes*
so the fucking things have like these little o-rings right? well things are getting hot and heavy and I finally bust it out, roll it on with a little bit more effort than I thought I'd need (i'm not exactly abnormally hung or anything as far as I know) and it gets down to the base and pretty much cuts off circulation which leaves me with a bag of limp dick meat in a bag that I can't do anything with.
So um, how does one shop for a proper fit exactly?
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