Bingo! I'm gushing with pleasure that you finally found me, unc. You're up.
Since you already posted the Lakeview Gusher link, I'll just add this interesting one I found while trying to put the current BP fiasco into a magnitude perspective:
Oil spill - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Depending on the final tally, who knows where the current gusher will end up but I don't have a good feeling about it.