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Plan9 · 06-14-2010, 06:55 PM

Short of checking his prostate, what justification did Drunky McWhitebread have for assault, again? I'm all sorts of confused.

I grew up in a pussy world where grown men couldn't just wrassle each other over harsh language and a differing opinion.

*hides those damned dueling pistols*

I don't give a shit if the kid said he was a puppy peepee-sucking commie, it doesn't justify any physical contact.

Even the in-yo-face-with-the-gizmo and annoying reporter talk doesn't warrant that kind of legal bad touch.

...

This is totally mamby-pampy assault of course... as Americans we're guaranteed to see hotter action on Maury.

Honestly, if I was a judge? I'd let it slide for both idiots. My ruling would be: "Stop being total choads, mmkay?"

06-14-2010, 06:55 PM	#48 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Short of checking his prostate, what justification did Drunky McWhitebread have for assault, again? I'm all sorts of confused. I grew up in a pussy world where grown men couldn't just wrassle each other over harsh language and a differing opinion. hides those damned dueling pistols I don't give a shit if the kid said he was a puppy peepee-sucking commie, it doesn't justify any physical contact. Even the in-yo-face-with-the-gizmo and annoying reporter talk doesn't warrant that kind of legal bad touch. ... This is totally mamby-pampy assault of course... as Americans we're guaranteed to see hotter action on Maury. Honestly, if I was a judge? I'd let it slide for both idiots. My ruling would be: "Stop being total choads, mmkay?" __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 06-14-2010 at 07:04 PM..