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A rabbi and a priest have a car crash.
Everything in both cars is smashed, except for a bottle of Scotch that the priest was given by a parishioner for officiating at their baptism; both drivers are completely unharmed.
The rabbi says "This is a sign from god!"
The priest agrees, and ponders what they should do to honour the sign.
The rabbi thinks for a while and says "we should drink the Scotch to celebrate our deliverance".
The priest agrees, and opens the Scotch. As they have no glasses, he takes a big mouthful from the bottle, before passing it to the rabbi.
The rabbi has a tiny sip, and passes it back to the priest, who takes another big gulp.
After a couple of times the priest says "go on rabbi - have a REAL drink".
The rabbi thinks about this, puts the cap back on the Scotch and says "I think I'll wait until after the police have been".
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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