I'm a bit amazed this thread was addressed specifically to me and yet I didn't see it until now. I'm not surprised by the content, though; the persistent arrogance of SF in yet another attempt to be an expert at something he's clearly not.
Skipping right past the fact that the quote he chose was actually in reference to the owners of Desert Eagles rather than the gun itself, I'd like to say that I think the actual experts in this thread have covered it far better than I could have. I honestly didn't know a lot of the information shared here. I appreciate you all taking the time to address his otherwise silly question, and it should be a learning experience for anyone who searches for Desert Eagle here or elsewhere.
That said, I think it's pretty clear almost 80 posts in that this is another trolling adventure of his so I'd ask that it's either locked or moved to Hall of Fame for the sheer volume and time you all have spent attempting to educate, even if it appears a lost cause.
EDIT: The talking gun was especially hilarious... thank you for that.