I used to crunch, but now I fold. It's no less effective, and wastes less paper. Unless it's one of those particularly messy events where you still get shit on the paper after 10 or 15 wipes. Then I'll just hop in the shower (assuming I'm at home, of course).
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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.
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