She's first class, I fight to just be considered low....
She's beautiful and intelligent, I just try to pass through a day without scaring the villagers...
She's everything any man could ever want, I'm everything that makes women run away..... what the Hell does she see in me. Whatever it is she sees it and that's all that matters.
She drinks fine champagne with the stars
I'm just some guy who keeps friends out of bars
She hops a flight to Europe and stays in castles and is waited on by people like me
I vacation in my home escaping from life's hassles and try not to be seen
When I met her she was looking for a prince
I told her jokes and made her wince
She said she wanted a man to build a kingdom for her
And here I am nothing more than he court jester
But she loves me
Her friends ask what she sees in me
She says that I make her feel complete and her heart sing
I don't know how I got so lucky that she'd take my ring
So here we are the princess and the jester