Dead asleep, is a misnomer.
You will not sleep when you are dead.
Sleep is a function that live beings experience.
The dead don't sleep.
Zombies don't sleep. Zombies are ugly, haggard restless creatures.
They need some beauty sleep.
But then they wouldn't be zombies anymore. So if you could make a zombie
fall asleep then would it be really dead?
Wait, the dead don't sleep.
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