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I'm thinking to have a couple grilled dogs for lunch:
"'Tis dogs' delight to bark and bite,"
Thus does the adage run.
But I delight to bite the dog
When placed inside a bun.
Two guys immigrate to America. On their first day off the boat they are wandering
around New York City seeing the sights. As lunch time approaches they decide they
are hungry. They then come up to a street vendor selling hot dogs. One says to the
other in a shocked tone, "My God. Do they eat dogs in America?" I don't know!" says
the other, equally appalled. "Well," says the first, "we're going to be Americans, so
we must do as they do." They approach the vendor bravely. "Two hot dogs, please."
The vendor hands them their food in a pair of paper sacks. The two immigrants sit
on a park bench to eat their lunch. One looks inside his sack, hesitates and
turns to his partner and says, "Uh, which part of the dog did you get?"
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