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Plan9 · 05-27-2010, 07:16 AM

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Penis size does not equal breast size. Two way different things. If such was the case, we'd be measuring how deep or tight you ladies are instead of just slapping the ruler down on our loverockets like we need a bigger one in some horrible wet-slapping-noises arms race.

And if your guy is happy with your admittedly spectacular milkwagons, I'd suggest sticking with 'em. Why do you want to waste your time and money on something like plastic surgery? Shiny new gigundos aren't going to do anything for you that a Victoria's Secret pushup won't do for $29.

Oh, and stop watching so much TeeVee. People take that stuff way too seriously when it comes to body image ideals. It makes women think they needs tits the size of classroom globes and makes men feel like they should carry a roll of $100s in their jacket.

05-27-2010, 07:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Whoa, whoa, whoa... Penis size does not equal breast size. Two way different things. If such was the case, we'd be measuring how deep or tight you ladies are instead of just slapping the ruler down on our loverockets like we need a bigger one in some horrible wet-slapping-noises arms race. And if your guy is happy with your admittedly spectacular milkwagons, I'd suggest sticking with 'em. Why do you want to waste your time and money on something like plastic surgery? Shiny new gigundos aren't going to do anything for you that a Victoria's Secret pushup won't do for $29. Oh, and stop watching so much TeeVee. People take that stuff way too seriously when it comes to body image ideals. It makes women think they needs tits the size of classroom globes and makes men feel like they should carry a roll of $100s in their jacket. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 05-27-2010 at 07:21 AM..