I wouldn't mind being pregnant if I could give the kid to someone else after the birthing part.
My grams said that while she was pregnant with my dad, her wisdom teeth roots went on a growing rampage. She had to have them pulled and the dentist said he had never seen anything like it.
When she was giving birth to my dad she wasn't dilating properly and she ended up beating my poor dad black and blue with the contractions. Later when the nurses went to give her my dad, she told them that it wasn't her baby. Apparently, his color hadn't returned to normal and looked like a different race, scandalous words were used too! My still gives her hell about being rejected at birth.
