I nearly destroyed one of my hamstrings in basic combat training in some manly running contest that I refused to lose. The pain was absolutely excruciating and I had to go to the med center and get an injection in my ass. I don't know why I had to do this, but the doctor had me lay on my back with my knees up by my head as he shoved a giant needle filled with what felt like cold motor oil into the meat. Aside from the awkward position, the Kool-Aid did the trick and I managed to hobble my way into jump school. So, yeah, kama sutra positions to get a shot? A little embarrassing.
Couple of other good ones:
- If you're walking and making full-size bloody footprints with one foot... something is wrong.
- Escalators and running children = gnarly forehead scars.
- A knife is not scissors... fingers take note.
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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
I once took a vow of celibacy on a dare/bet and didn't masturbate for 6 weeks. Since I was in college at the time, it was ..... difficult. With no girlfriend at the end of the bet (or the beginning, go figure), I whacked off so much that I raised blisters.
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That's nothing, my shit looks like a Klingon's forehead.