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I once took a vow of celibacy on a dare/bet and didn't masturbate for 6 weeks. Since I was in college at the time, it was ..... difficult. With no girlfriend at the end of the bet (or the beginning, go figure), I whacked off so much that I raised blisters.
I once got frostbite on the tip of my penis while out for a run without enough clothes on. In my defense, it was an official team race, so there were strict rules about what we could and couldn't wear, and most of the gear I had with me didn't conform. That's bad enough, but I did it again about 4 days later when I could have worn my entire wardrobe.
Huh, that's a lot of penis-related injuries. It's amazing I have kids.
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