So:
A) I think that was 50% commercials. When they expanded it to 2.5 hours, I think they just inserted another 5 commercial breaks and called it a day. Fuck 'em for that.
B) I waited through an hour of Jimmy Kimmel's awkward finale special show for alternate endings, and I got...jokes? Goddamit! That's an hour of my life I'll never get back. Plus, that whole special will 100% show up on the DVD anyway.
C) Line of the night: when we saw Jack's body, bloody and damaged, after he heroically restored the Island, my buddy goes: "Now he turns into a cloud monster!"
D) Those Target ads were actually pretty clever.
E) I don't even know. I've got to think on the rest.
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