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[Obligatory Fark Cliche]
I saw a Turtle!
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Peyote is a HELL of a Drug!
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He was a Mexican Tortoise
Blurry shell-back
making poops on your palm
smelling like a stink bomb
Aye yai yai. Aye Yai yai yai
Aye yai yi, yai yai yai yai yai.
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You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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