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When I was a kid, I always wanted to be an astronomer. Then I found out that in college, you don't major in astronomy; you major in physics. And, just like with psychology, the first two degrees won't get you squat - without a PhD, your only option is to teach high school physics. Not that there's anything wrong with that . . . .

And, of course, there's that pesky working the graveyard shift thing.

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"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
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