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The_Dunedan · 05-17-2010, 06:11 PM

Oh trust me, nobody could ever, EVER replace Gunkid.

This is the person who's favorite strategy to survive TEOTWAWKI was to float down the Mississippi on a raft, shooting people on the banks (with his suppressed 10" .22 AR) to steal their supplies, then sell his "services" to a New Orleans warlord.

This is the person who once advocated a combination of peanut butter and one's own feaces as survival food.

This is the person who bragged about being sent to prison (for possession of some crap even ATF could only baaaaaaarely call "silencer parts" along with several kiloes of cocaine), and then "escaping" by walking away from a Halfway House only to be recaptured by a Meter Maid. He always left her out of the story for some reason, likewise the fact that his "escape" occurred mere weeks before he was due to be paroled...and added years to his sentence.

This is the person who spent 10yrs insisting that the -only- gun to have was a suppressed 10" AR-15 in .22LR, because anything more powerful was a waste (because he'd shoot you from 10") and would give anyone a horrible flinch (because he had one, so everyone else would too), which would -also- occur if the weapon was not suppressed. Meanwhile anything else, even the ubiquitous and hardly overpowered 5.56mm, was derided as a waste of power and resources and accuracy that nobody has anyway (he couldn't shoot accurately, therefore neither could anyone else) chambered only in "plinkertoys" best suited for museums and people who weren't super-cereal about Survival.

This is the person Col. Cooper described, in his inimitable way, as "a little off plumb" after ol' Melvin managed to finish dead last in the 1972 IPSC champinships (Rhodesia) and shoot himself twice (once in the belt-buckle with a .22, once through the foot with a 9mm).

This is the person who advertised all over the internet that once "the balloon went up," his wife (with whom he was still living at the time) was "meat like everyone else" and "on her own split tail." He also bragged repeatedly about how he "put the bitch in her place." He then wondered why she turned him in to the Feds after he stole all those guns, ammo, jewels and money.

Nobody, NOBODY will ever replace Gunkid.

05-17-2010, 06:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
The_Dunedan Junkie	Oh trust me, nobody could ever, EVER replace Gunkid. This is the person who's favorite strategy to survive TEOTWAWKI was to float down the Mississippi on a raft, shooting people on the banks (with his suppressed 10" .22 AR) to steal their supplies, then sell his "services" to a New Orleans warlord. This is the person who once advocated a combination of peanut butter and one's own feaces as survival food. This is the person who bragged about being sent to prison (for possession of some crap even ATF could only baaaaaaarely call "silencer parts" along with several kiloes of cocaine), and then "escaping" by walking away from a Halfway House only to be recaptured by a Meter Maid. He always left her out of the story for some reason, likewise the fact that his "escape" occurred mere weeks before he was due to be paroled...and added years to his sentence. This is the person who spent 10yrs insisting that the -only- gun to have was a suppressed 10" AR-15 in .22LR, because anything more powerful was a waste (because he'd shoot you from 10") and would give anyone a horrible flinch (because he had one, so everyone else would too), which would -also- occur if the weapon was not suppressed. Meanwhile anything else, even the ubiquitous and hardly overpowered 5.56mm, was derided as a waste of power and resources and accuracy that nobody has anyway (he couldn't shoot accurately, therefore neither could anyone else) chambered only in "plinkertoys" best suited for museums and people who weren't super-cereal about Survival. This is the person Col. Cooper described, in his inimitable way, as "a little off plumb" after ol' Melvin managed to finish dead last in the 1972 IPSC champinships (Rhodesia) and shoot himself twice (once in the belt-buckle with a .22, once through the foot with a 9mm). This is the person who advertised all over the internet that once "the balloon went up," his wife (with whom he was still living at the time) was "meat like everyone else" and "on her own split tail." He also bragged repeatedly about how he "put the bitch in her place." He then wondered why she turned him in to the Feds after he stole all those guns, ammo, jewels and money. Nobody, NOBODY will ever replace Gunkid.