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Old 05-17-2010, 10:50 AM   #16 (permalink)
The_Dunedan
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At the end of the day, a fully grown man is bigger, heavier, stronger than any dog... as well as far more agile and skilled in combat. Dogs are cowardly predators that normally only will attack a grown man when his back is turned. I am not saying that I would enjoy fighting a pitbull, or that it might not wound me - but if it came to it - it is far far more likely that the dog would die rather than me.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

I take it all back. Please, PLEASE try this on a dog. PLEASE try to fight a pittbull, a Staffordshire Terrier, or an Akita with this mindset.

A dog can run at 40+ miles per hour. Can you? Can you even do 10mph? Bear in mind that Usain Bolt made it to what, 15-17mph in the Olympics?
A dog can bite at 400-1,000lbs/inch. Can you even -lift- 400lbs?
A dog can turn inside his own body length and lick his own asshole. Can you?

Think about that, then think about this. It takes approx 5lbs/inch of force to disrupt soft tissue, and about twice that to break bone. And you expect us, or anyone else, to believe that you can outrun an animal that's faster than an Olympic sprinter, out-turn an animal that can suck his own dick while walking around in a circle, out-tough an animal bred for killing lions, bears, wild boars, or Aurochs, -AND- win!? When this animal is more than capable, physically, of running you down like a rabbit and taking your hand off at the wrist? Have you SEEN what packs of wolves and wild dogs can do? Have you seen what ordinary house-dogs do to people every single year?

What's your plan; bleed on the thing, like the Black Knight? Sit on its' head and wait for morning, like the Leopard and Ethiopian?

Hey Walt; who's your money on? Schultz (125lb former Polizei K9) or our friend here?

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