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Old 05-13-2010, 08:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
dlish
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Would you 'Make the Bitch Itch'?

Would you 'make the bitch itch'?

A new website is supposedly selling crabs as a form of payback to ex's. while it seems like a funny way to exact your revenge on someone, is it appropriate? Since it is non permanent damage, is it ok to pass it on?

if it is ok, how would you pass it on if you're longer with 'the bitch'?

if its crabs now, what is next? and where does it stop? i can see how something like this can really get out of hand real fast.

personally no amount of bitchness could make me want to give her the itchness.

Your thoughts?


Quote:
http://www.news.com.au/technology/si...-1225864922895
A WEBSITE in Britain called crabrevenge.com says it sells pubic lice.

Crabrevenge.com (WARNING: Contains material that may offend) reportedly does not endorse giving "crabs" to people, saying the lice are for "novelty purposes only".

However, it says, "Make that bitch itch. If you want a method of revenge that doesn't involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the right place," according to CNews.

The website says the company was started "by a group of fellows who happen to know a thing or two about biology and revenge".

CNews said the company based in the British Isles offers three options to choose from when ordering lice:

Green package - One colony that can lay as many as 30 eggs for about $20.

Blue package - Three colonies to share with your friends or freeze a batch or two for about $35.

Red package - A vial of "shampoo resistant F-strain crabs" which can take up to two weeks to kill for about $52.

The website also includes testimonials.

"I never knew revenge could be so sweet," wrote one satisfied customer.

A similar site extists at revengecrabs.com, whose tagline is "watching them itch and burn is half the fun".
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