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The half orc warrior looks around the group, shaking his head. "Me am thinking you squishy men am all as crazy as goblin that am drinking dwarf ale. Why we am want to split up? When orc am fighting enemy, first thing we am do am split them up! Orc am not smart as some, but we am at least know that when you am smashing enemy in head, you am not wanting him to have friend that am smash YOU in head! Am we not all looking for same place? Me am thinking that am why we all am come this far together." The orc scratches his head in puzzlement at human strategy. "Maybe you am know better than orc how to attack these, but me am want someone to hit bad magic squishy man if he am put magic on me again."
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"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."
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