Jetée

so long as we're talking about upgrading sire's shoes and sheets, I thought to meself what else could a self-respecting hamburghim (as opposed to a hamburgher) would feel most at ease in... and then it hit me, like a flying a sack of meat.

Shorts. One certainly needs a dependable pair of shorts.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi