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Not necessarily. Unless you are utilizing its main purpose as an 'umbrella' at the time, and it is already open, and you are somehow caught in an ambush by some ne'er-do-wells, than it may not serve as good of a purpose as a brutalizing blunt object.

But, if you are the type of person that can close an umbrella in less than 2 seconds' time, I'd say this umbrella could find a good buying market in certain niche areas (but not in Australia, are you kidding? they're all convicts! and this item is not to be sold to such lunkheads. /end of perpetuating stereotype)

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The Misarranged Mary Poppins by NikiLynn


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