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Life not going the way you want?
Have you had it up to here?
Is it time to call it quits?
Try Fuckitol SM!
Fuckitol is the trade name of Hydrocyanic acid.
Side effects may include: cessation of breathing. cessation of heartbeat. rigor mortis. total inability to give a fuck about anything. occasional drowsiness. Do not operate a motor vehicle or heavy machinery while using fuckitol.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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