| Because I've been explicit both times and after going practically play-by-play rephrasing it I can't possibly think of a way to be more explicit than literally describing the exact physical actions someone took that pissed me off. 
 I'm sorry but I don't know how to possibly be more explicit without embedding a youtube video which I sadly don't have because I didn't own a cellphone at the time.
 
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					Originally Posted by Hectonkhyres
					
				 I'm imagining crazed dwarves doing profoundly weird things. Urist McNutcase has developed a compulsion to jam anything colored blue up his anus, or alternately other peoples anuses |  |