According to the coverage of the Kentucky Derby today, China has over 3000 KFC restaurants, with a new one opening every day. I guess my thought would be that they are eating too many abnormal chicken-growing hormones, sending them into fits of rage.
I also have another theory that they have a much darker version of Grand Theft Auto in the Chinese video game market in which you can take a hammer to a pre-school class; this game is obviously having an adverse effect on these Chinese crazies.
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