| If we're calling this a list of stuff everyone should know, there's an addition I'm still working on:
 101. How not to read articles telling me I need to know a bunch of stuff that has little, if any, relevance to my life as a teacher and writer.
 
 But if we're going by the original format of this being a list of stuff guys should know, they left a mess of stuff out, including what really ought to be at the top of the list:
 
 1. How to bring a woman to orgasm
 
 I'm pretty sure that's more important than welding or making a drum-tight bed....
 
				__________________Dull sublunary lovers love,
 Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
 Absence, because it doth remove
 That thing which elemented it.
 
 (From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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