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Joke of the Day - June 14
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree.
One turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "Hell, I feel just like a new-born baby."
"Really!? Like a baby!?"
"Yep --- no hair, no teeth, and I think I just shit my pants!"
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