This thread is wonderful for the narcissistic!
I have good bone structure.
My skin is wonderful. My adolescence was acne free.
Beautiful bluish-grey eyes.
Beautifully shaped eyebrows that take minimal maintenance.
I am tall and I like it. I'm all legs, and it's sweet.
I have awesome calf muscles.
My big crooked nose is my favorite though. It got it from my pops.
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Originally Posted by Plan9
She probably tastes like cheap beer and smells like a jockstrap.
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