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Clash of the titans. 5/10
Too much formulaic action. Too little epicness. Too little character development. Too little plot exposition. Too many camera angles to set up 3D, and too little epic cinematography. And why the fuck does Perseus have a buzz cut?
Seriously, all these new 3D movies are seriously pissing me off with their "look at man leaping off the screen into your face" shots. Avatar showed what an immersive 3d experience should be like. All these movies with singular 3D shots are just pathetic.
Sadly, no one has done epic lately better than Ridley Scott and Jerry Bruckheimer/Michael Bay. Can some decent director please put their hand up?
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