I just like to point out that the following words and phrases were used in posts:
nuts
popping up
bits
Now, on to my contribution: Eddie Murphy did a pretty funny bit about how women go nuts once you make them go "Oooohhhhhh, Oooohhhhh". That bit will probably pop up on YouTube if you search. While I agree that she is nuts, she also committed a pre-meditated crime and clearly knew right from wrong. Hence, she is guilty of a crime. Considering the fact that she specifically targetted the differentiating organ between genders, I say we call it a hate crime and double her sentence. I'm not trying to be a penis about the whole thing, but you can't just come in the house and set a man's johnson on fire. Chances are, this case will be in and out of the courthouse for months. Then, upon conviction, she will be in and out of the penal colony for life. You just don't wake up one day this batshit crazy.
I will find this post more amusing than most of you. I'm okay with that. It's been that sort of day.
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