guy44

Let's recap:

A) You've exploited this poor girl's lifelong crush on you for 3 months of duty-free booty calls

B) This entire time, you have avoided telling your sister about it - not because your sister would be mad at you for keeping it a secret, or because you've been cruelly exploiting her friend, but because it would cause you embarrassment

C) You also don't want anyone to find out about the affair because you think this girl is so ugly. However, for months you somehow managed to make the herculean effort to overcome this fact and still sleep with her all the time

D) After lying to the girl about why you want to keep the relationship secret, she oh-so-annoyingly got mad at you for lying

E) Having created the current situation, you now seek the help of everyone on this board as to the best way to end the relationship without having to endure any adverse consequences whatsoever as a result of your actions

I know TFP frowns on ad hominem attacks on other members, so let's just say you've been a total {I'm not being nice} so far and that only by kindly breaking up with this girl, apologizing profusely for everything, and telling your sister about the relationship can you retain even the slightest bit of dignity. I hope you realize that you are going to be the first subject of discussion in this girl's therapy sessions five years from now.

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