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Originally Posted by Fly
 ....for you joe.
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Oh, Burt. My hero.
Once upon a time, my parents sent me to a private school in Bible Belt, Tennessee. Among the items in the boxes I'd packed (sent to me a few weeks after I arrived), was this awesome centerfold from Cosmo which had previously been given to me by my mother because she thought it was hilarious.
I put it up on the wall in my room.
Holy crap. You'd have thought I was selling babies on the black market.
Poster was confiscated by the headmaster's wife (who most likely still has it hidden away from hubby, for those long, cold Tennessee nights) and I was vigorously squawked at by headmaster, who cursed me for putting such vile, disgusting pornography on my wall.
Called mom and told her what happened. She called the headmaster, told him to pound sand. She promptly canceled the tuition checks (headmaster then goes into "I'm sorry, please don't leave" mode) and shipped me back home.
HA!
Say what you will about Burt, he saved my freakin' life.
