Insane
Location: The Great NorthWet
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This whole argument blows big chunks.
First, Health care in any form is not a human right. You do not now, nor should you ever have the right to infringe on the life of another for your personal gain. Without said person volunteering to do so, or stating the conditions they see fit to impose. This is a free market society, we have the right to charge for our goods and services. If you disagree, see the invitation below. Oh by the way, my car broke down so I'm going to borrow yours. I may return it when I'm done, but more likely I'll let a friend take it instead. And while you're being so generous, I'll have your TV, stereo, job and house as well. They're all better than mine and although I didn't earn them, I'm sure you'll be glad to help out a fellow human being. Right?
Second, we as a nation, we were founded because we like to do things our own way. Affording liberties to the individuals that no other nation, in their grand socialist dreams, saw as worth while. Those principles put forth in the Constitution do set us apart from the rest of the world. And only by our model and military strength has the rest of the world been able to follow its path. Don't feel left out my Northern brothers, we could have let Russia walk across the Bering Sea at any time, you like Vodka and Borscht don't you? I hear Beats go good with beers to eh. Europe, France in particular, can kiss my shiny American ass. Not once, but twice we saved your pathetic, self righteous asses from a life of speaking German and eating sauerkraut. On second thought, France, you can tongue my ass.
I'll remind every United States Citizen here today, no matter your political, religious or social views. You are here today because you, or one of your ancestors, said 'Fuck You' to the rat hole over governed twat of a country from whence you were spawned. And now some of you would like to not only take that right from the rest of the world, but you would like to 'reform' us in their image. To you I say; there is an airport in every major city in the US, go find one, buy a ticket, get on a plane and have a great fuckin' day.
Now this is pure speculation, but I'm willing to bet that not one of you self important, save the world from US domination and carbon emissions, assholes, immigrated in your lifetime. Further more, I invite you to find and visit your oldest living relative, hopefully the one who did immigrate, so they can kick you in the nuts hard enough to pop your head out of your ass, before you get on a plane.
Back to reform and the Oblahblah plan to save the sick. It costs 940 Billion dollars, does not do as advertised and is not supported by the majority of informed or otherwise, citizens. Being mandatory is an affront to the values of our founders and our nation as a whole.
As far as people dying from treatable diseases. It is sad, I feel for their friends and families. More people die in car accidents every year, than treatable diseases. It must be time to remove all private transportation from the roads and pay up to replace it with public transportation to avoid those deaths. It will be better for us all.
Next we better get rid of all electricity, more electrical related deaths every year than untreated, treatable disease deaths, time for it to go.
The top four preventable killers in the US; Tobacco, high blood pressure, obesity and physical activity (really, check the CDC or PLoS). Obviously cigarettes, food and exercise should be completely eradicated immediately! They're a menace to society. Okay, I agree with getting rid of cigarettes and yes, I am a smoker. But that's up to me isn't it.
What? You say you're a good driver, you don't blow your hair dry in bathtub full of water, don't smoke, you eat healthy foods and exercise responsibly? Tough shit, 10% of the population is to fuckin' stupid, broke or inbred to keep themselves alive, so we have to cater to the lowest common denominator and because they're stupid, broke and inbred. You get to pay the bill. Happy Birthday Bitch.
The total cost of health care under Oblahblah's plan? You.
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