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I took the trouble to check, and couldn't find this one so . . .
The 3rd grade teacher is testing the class on vocabulary and says "Now I will give you a letter of the alphabet and you have to give me a word that starts with that letter and explain what the word means".
She starts with the letter "A" and up shoots little Johnny's hand, but the teacher knows he will say "arse" or something similar, so she asks Mary.
"Please Miss", says Mary, "Ant - It's a small insect".
"Very good, Mary", says the teacher, "Now who can give me a word which starts with "B"?
Up shoots little Johnny's hand, but the teacher asks Billy, knowing that Johnny will say balls, or bullshit.
"Please Miss", says Billy, "Baseball - a sport".
"Excellent, Billy" says the teacher. "Now what about the letter "C". She completely ignores little Johnny, knowing what is likely to be coming, and points to Sally.
"Please Miss," says Sally, "Cow - an animal which give milk".
The teacher gets to the letter "D" and, as usual, up shoots little Johnny's hand. The teacher can't think of any dirty word which starts with "D", so she decides to ask Johnny.
"Well, Johnny", she says, "can you tell us a word which starts with "D"?
"Yes, miss", Johnny says, "Dwarf".
The teacher is stunned, not only that Johnny has come up with a clean word, but that he has come up with quite a difficult word.
"Johnny", says the teacher, "that is a very good word, but can you tell us what a dwarf is"?
"Yes, miss", Johnny replies, " a little man about 3 foot tall what fucks fairies"
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