Daniel_

This reminds me of a real life encounter.

I once saw two guys arguing. One said to the other "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!" and stomped off.

He stopped, a thought occurred, and he walked back over and said to his opponent "I would if you were in a restaurant though", and walked away.

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