public restrooms are no talking zones, even if you know the person. of course, my friends know my "rule" and therefor exploit it for all it's worth. It freezes me completely, even if I have to go bad. Then i get a load of crap because i had "stage fright' and have to deal with that for a bit....could be hours or days. Recently i found that if I start making animal noises really loud at the urinal it solves all the issues, though it terrifies everyone else but my friends who are grateful that they can pee whil they laugh.
What annoys me the most is the random stranger that comes in ready to discuss a dissertation on some shit. I'm thinking, seriously, dude, all I wanted to do was pee and leave, get the f away.....goood times.
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It was like that when I got here....I swear.
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