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Originally Posted by roachboy
you know, i looked at the article in the op and it made me a little woozy. i went through the list...cant imagine it...no...ew....no...i tried a deep dish pizza at giordanos and it wrestled me to the ground, stood on me and scoffed....no.....ew.....now THAT i could do.
but nothing...no moment of my survey of that list...would have lead me to think:
you know, what i really hope, what would really help me and smooth out some edges in my life, would be a red stripe lite.
because red stripe IS a lite beer and a damn good one and that is why it is the boaty person's beverage of choice.
i know i know, i should be saying something about putting on or not putting on weight. mostly i bike. i can eat more or less what i want because i go biking. i can't do alot of the dishes on that list because they seem...well...foul. except for a couple. like that giant cake.
but still...red stripe lite?
c'mon.
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I don't bike. I have to maintain my whorish figure...whoops, did I just say that? ![Stick Out Tongue](/tfp/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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