I couldn't care any less about the whereabouts of Tiger Woods' penis. Everyone who got all titillated about his indiscrections is perilously close to my definition of "moron".
The guy has the sweetest golf swing I've ever seen in my life, and if you've never seen it live, you probably don't understand what I'm saying. HD TV doesn't even do it justice.
Let's not forget that he's coming off an extended layoff because of stress fractures as well as connective tissue damage. He hasn't played in almost a year, plus there's a firestorm (a firestorm of stupidity, but a firestorm nonetheless) raging around him. I'm with gucci - I hope he runs away with it and gets people to shut the fuck up.
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